As my son and I got into the car today he found a piece of paper garbage on his seat that he had left there yesterday. Not wanting it, he threw it. Right at me. So I threw it back over to his side of the car.
He said "I don't want it!" and threw it to me again.
I threw it back one last time and said "Then throw it out! Who do I look like!? Your mother?..."
Um... Did I really just say that?