So I'm sitting at my computer and I turn to look at two of my kids playing next to my chair. Every stuffed animal they have is on the floor beside me. I ask what they're doing and they told me they're pretending they're in Las Vegas. Trying to suppress a smile I ask why Vegas?
Glenn: "Well, we work there."
Me: "Oh really? What do you do?"
Glenn: "We work there. Her name is Sparkle. And I'm Diamond."
Me: "I see. And what are the animals for?"
Glenn: "Oh, well the bears dance with us."
She's Sparkle and he's Diamond and they work in Las Vegas... Who teaches them this stuff?!