Thursday, September 17, 2009
Son: Mommy? How do babies come out of their mother's tummies?
Mom: Uh... Well... You know how you have a pee hole and a poo hole?
Mom: Ok, well, girls have another one in the middle where the babies come out.
Son: (Pointing at himself) In the middle!?!
Mom: Yeah. But just girls, not boys.
Son: Oh! Whew! I'm glad, 'cause that'd be gross!
Mom: So what made you think of that question?
Son: Well, I just want another person to play with. Mom, how did you get us?
Mom: How did I get you? Your dad and I made you.
Son: You made us? How did you make us?
Mom: Oh, darn, the first bell just rang for school. You have to hustle and get in line. Love you! Bye!
Hmmm... I think I've got some explaining to do...